backdated to 8/28

[coppelganger]

[SO, ALISON IS TOTALLY CRAZY...]

Comments

[coppelganger]

Oi, it's a good thing you didn't get hit by this weird psychosis shite, or it might've happened.

[doubleblind]

Unless the weird psychosis shit comes with a cure, I'm not sure I could kick anyone's ass in this condition.

[coppelganger]

You would've figured something out.

[doubleblind]

Guess I could weaponize some fire extinguishers.

[coppelganger]

Yeah, see, we're good at that.

[doubleblind]

Adapting? Or turning normal household objects into potentially deadly weapons?

[coppelganger]

... Both.

[doubleblind]

You're the expert at the first.

[coppelganger]

I used a fire extinguisher to escape from the bathroom of that diner. The one with the proletheans.

[doubleblind]

Yeah? Nice.

[coppelganger]

Yeah, so maybe I should've specified that we're just really good at using fire extinguishers.

[doubleblind]

Do I get bonus points for going through training to use one correctly?

[coppelganger]

No.

[doubleblind]

I disagree.

[coppelganger]

At least if the hotel catches on fire we'll have someone who can handle it.

[doubleblind]

Oh yeah, let the one dragging around the pressurized oxygen fight fires. That's a great idea.

[coppelganger]

[... yes, that is a good point]

[doubleblind]

I can teach you how to use one, if you want.

[coppelganger]

Cosima...

[propping herself up on one elbow with a wince]

I can handle using a fire extinguisher. It's not rocket science.

[doubleblind]

[also sitting up slightly, giving her a concerned look]

Sarah...

[coppelganger]

What?

[doubleblind]

[shakes her head]

I should get you some more ice.

[coppelganger]

Don't worry about it, Cos.

[doubleblind]

[she's already standing]

Chill. I can make it to the kitchen and back.

[coppelganger]

It's not necessary.

[but not exactly leaping off the bed to stop her]