backdated to 8/28

[coppelganger]

[SO, ALISON IS TOTALLY CRAZY...]

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[coppelganger]

I'll be back.

[slowly heading out and upstairs to her room]

[doubleblind]

[now it's her turn to doze off while you're gone]

[coppelganger]

[returning with Meathead a little while later and climbing into bed for clone + cat snuggling]

[doubleblind]

[good plan]

Man, has she gotten bigger?

[coppelganger]

A bit, yeah.

[doubleblind]

Cuddlier too. You could almost call her cute, now.

[coppelganger]

I wouldn't go that far.

[still, absently giving Meathead some chin scritches]

[doubleblind]

[lowers her voice to a mock-whisper]

Don't listen to her, Meathead. You're adorable.

[coppelganger]

Nah, you're hideous.

[doubleblind]

You're gonna ruin her self esteem if you're not careful..

[coppelganger]

Oh. Sorry, you're right. Own that missing ear, Meathead. Be proud.

[doubleblind]

She can rock it.

[coppelganger]

It kinda suits her. She can be a punk cat.

[doubleblind]

At least she's not missing an eye...

[coppelganger]

Yeah, then she'd be out on the street. Or back in the barn, wherever you found her.

[doubleblind]

Barn. I found her and figured some poor sucker would feel sorry for her...

[coppelganger]

[pokes her]

Don't be rude.

[doubleblind]

[laughs]

The truth hurts, Sarah.

[coppelganger]

Not as much as getting kicked in the head.

[doubleblind]

Do I need to step up my insult game?

[coppelganger]

You can try.

[doubleblind]

... Too bad I'm not really in the mood to insult you right now.

[coppelganger]

Feeling sorry for me?

[doubleblind]

[shakes her head]

Feeling grateful that you haven't gone insane too.

[coppelganger]

Uh, yeah, that would've been...