backdated to 8/28

[coppelganger]

[SO, ALISON IS TOTALLY CRAZY...]

Comments

[coppelganger]

I wouldn't go that far.

[still, absently giving Meathead some chin scritches]

[doubleblind]

[lowers her voice to a mock-whisper]

Don't listen to her, Meathead. You're adorable.

[coppelganger]

Nah, you're hideous.

[doubleblind]

You're gonna ruin her self esteem if you're not careful..

[coppelganger]

Oh. Sorry, you're right. Own that missing ear, Meathead. Be proud.

[doubleblind]

She can rock it.

[coppelganger]

It kinda suits her. She can be a punk cat.

[doubleblind]

At least she's not missing an eye...

[coppelganger]

Yeah, then she'd be out on the street. Or back in the barn, wherever you found her.

[doubleblind]

Barn. I found her and figured some poor sucker would feel sorry for her...

[coppelganger]

[pokes her]

Don't be rude.

[doubleblind]

[laughs]

The truth hurts, Sarah.

[coppelganger]

Not as much as getting kicked in the head.

[doubleblind]

Do I need to step up my insult game?

[coppelganger]

You can try.

[doubleblind]

... Too bad I'm not really in the mood to insult you right now.

[coppelganger]

Feeling sorry for me?

[doubleblind]

[shakes her head]

Feeling grateful that you haven't gone insane too.

[coppelganger]

Uh, yeah, that would've been...

[doubleblind]

It'd be a real mess.

[coppelganger]

If I ever get like that, just find someone to put me down.

[doubleblind]

Sarah!

[looking genuinely upset and more than a little freaked out]

[coppelganger]

What? I don't wanna be like that. Like, ever.

[doubleblind]

Stop, okay? Don't say shit like that. I couldn't-- I'm not "putting you down".

[coppelganger]

That's why I said find someone. I'm serious.