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[coppelganger]

[today, Sarah is knocking at both Alison and Cosima's doors, looking pretty bummed, her hands in the pockets of her jacket.]

Oi, open up.

Comments

[coppelganger]

We're not drinking!

[subourbon]

I'm not smoking weed either.

[coppelganger]

Why not?

[subourbon]

Because I don't want to.

[coppelganger]

[i don't get it]

Why not?

[subourbon]

I just don't, okay? Besides, if I get high then I'll have no right to tell the kids here not to.

[coppelganger]

Sure you do.

[subourbon]

No, that's not how it works, Sarah.

[coppelganger]

Uh, yes, it is. You're an adult. Besides, we're just hangin' out in Cosima's room, we won't run into any kids.

[subourbon]

That doesn't mean they won't hear about it.

[coppelganger]

Uh, from who?

[subourbon]

I don't know! But anything could happen in this place.

[coppelganger]

Don't be such a baby.

[subourbon]

I'm not! I'm being an adult!

[coppelganger]

You're being ungrateful!

[subourbon]

Ungrateful? That is totally baseless!

[coppelganger]

It is not! You want to be included in shit and then when we include you, you piss all over it. We were gonna drink but then we decided not to so you'd be more comfortable, but you're still not happy.

[whooo's the worst sister?]

[subourbon]

[it's a tie???]

You don't get it! The last time I decided to partake in marijuana, I basically blew up my entire life!

[coppelganger]

What, by sleeping with someone? You're obviously not gonna do that here!

[subourbon]

Well, apparently I'm capable of much worse things here!

[coppelganger]

You weren't stoned when that happened!

[subourbon]

What if it's a trigger or something? I'm not taking that risk.

[coppelganger]

Fine.

[subourbon]

... I appreciate your trying to include me.

[coppelganger]

... You're welcome.