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[coppelganger]

[today, Sarah is knocking at both Alison and Cosima's doors, looking pretty bummed, her hands in the pockets of her jacket.]

Oi, open up.

Comments

[subourbon]

Ungrateful? That is totally baseless!

[coppelganger]

It is not! You want to be included in shit and then when we include you, you piss all over it. We were gonna drink but then we decided not to so you'd be more comfortable, but you're still not happy.

[whooo's the worst sister?]

[subourbon]

[it's a tie???]

You don't get it! The last time I decided to partake in marijuana, I basically blew up my entire life!

[coppelganger]

What, by sleeping with someone? You're obviously not gonna do that here!

[subourbon]

Well, apparently I'm capable of much worse things here!

[coppelganger]

You weren't stoned when that happened!

[subourbon]

What if it's a trigger or something? I'm not taking that risk.

[coppelganger]

Fine.

[subourbon]

... I appreciate your trying to include me.

[coppelganger]

... You're welcome.

[subourbon]

[having another cookie]

Anyway, I'm happy to just... sit and watch. That's fine.

[coppelganger]

[stares at her while she eats the cookie]

Right, okay.

[subourbon]

These are really good. Have you had one yet? Apparently Cosima made them!

[coppelganger]

Bullshit, she did not.

[subourbon]

She said Eugene didn't make them.

[coppelganger]

She lied.

[subourbon]

What? Cosima wouldn't do that!

[coppelganger]

Sure she would. And you're eating pot cookies, y'know.

[subourbon]

What? No! I would never!

[coppelganger]

[pfffft]

You're gonna be so wrecked.

[subourbon]

Wrecked? I don't even have a car here, Sarah.

[coppelganger]

[ohhh man]

You should sit down.

[subourbon]

I feel fine!

[coppelganger]

Um, no, seriously. Sit down.

[shoving her onto Cosima's bed]

[subourbon]

... are you always this shiny?