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[coppelganger]

crystal | letters | in-person

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[periastron]

Oh what, like you aren't metal, leatherpants mceyeliner.

[coppelganger]

[ Wowwww okay no ]

Punk and metal are completely different, you tit.

[periastron]

Sure they are. I'm really convinced.

[coppelganger]

They are, but I'm not gonna sit you through a music theory lesson. Some things can't be taught.

[periastron]

So you can only be a punk rebel if you're inherently a punk rebel? That's a bit harsh.

[coppelganger]

I hate to break it to you, but life's harsh.

[periastron]

You're breaking my heart. I had no idea.

[coppelganger]

Caring for koalas and kangaroos all day must be nice.

[periastron]

In my bloody dreams. But if you're saying kangaroos aren't punk then you've never been more wrong in your life.

[coppelganger]

Never met one.

[periastron]

That's a bloody tragedy. Sadly I only got a koala hanging about - shame.

( and then she snorts a laugh, ) We could call the whiskey Kangabooze.

[coppelganger]

Yeah, no thanks.

[periastron]

Alright, alright. What would you call it?

[coppelganger]

[ A sigh, while she thinks it over. ]

Dragonfire, Phoenixfire, Somethingfire? Pick an animal that exists here and sounds badass. Something like that.

[ #nubbinfire ]

[periastron]

Moosefire. Riskier than bears, just 'cause've numbers. Population-wise, I mean. More moose than bears.

( Dramatic, whispery flair: ) Moosefire.

[coppelganger]

[ oh my god Alex she's trying to run a business here ]

Oh, piss off.

[periastron]

( excuse you she had the idea

She laughs quietly. )

Sorry, sorry. I like Phoenixfire. Although I heard phoenixes are kinda gross creatures here. How’s about Firebird? Phoenix reference still, but a bit different.

[coppelganger]

Huh. Are they? [ Maybe these are like Harry Potter phoenixes that get shriveled and hideous after a while. ] Firebird, that's good.

[periastron]

Yeah, weird desert things what go crawling about. I kinda wanna go check 'em out.

Firebird Whiskey. Do we have a winner?

[coppelganger]

[ Of course she wants to check them out. ]

Yeah, seems we do.

[periastron]

Now we just need to figure out how to make whiskey. I'll get to workin' on that.

[coppelganger]

I know a bit about it, but I've never really tried before.

[periastron]

I better get my research goggles on and get back to yous, then.

[coppelganger]

Yeah, I'll talk to you later, then.