Oh my god, are you kidding? [Laughing a little:] She'd be seneschal in like, two weeks, maximum. She'd force a merchant into reverse-engineering glue guns and glitter so that we can send out real invitations to shit. The entire base operations project would be running scared.
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[Not because it sounds like it went well, exactly, but so Sarah felt less alone. Gently, a joke:]
Just wait until, like, Alison from five years ahead of you inevitably shows up.
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I'm not sure she'd be able to survive in a world without PTAs and homeowners' associations.
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