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[coppelganger]

crystal | letters | in-person

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[coppelganger]

[ It's a good thing he can't see her face right now, because wow, she is Super Creeped Out. ]

I don't. Sorry.

[sangsues]

As you wish. I appreciate your efforts to aid my scientific accomplishments.

[coppelganger]

Look, Étienne, I can't just go around taking teeth and earwax from people. I might be able to get you some clothes.

[sangsues]

Sarah. Not even for proper compensation?

[coppelganger]

[ So tempting, but also so gross. ]

What could possibly be proper compensation for that?

[sangsues]

Three hundred gold?

[coppelganger]

Five hundred.

[sangsues]

( eAe )

[sangsues]

Three seventy.

[coppelganger]

Four fifty.

[sangsues]

Sarah, this isn't a negotiation. Three seventy is my final offer.

[coppelganger]

Then I guess you'll have to get your ear wax and shit from someone else, Étienne.

[ byyyyeeee bitch ]

[sangsues]

( GAH )

Four hundred and thirty.

[coppelganger]

Four fifty's as low as I'll go.

[sangsues]

Four fifty, but I expect at least four rifter teeth.

[coppelganger]

[ Oh, gag ]

Fine.

[sangsues]

Wonderful. When can I expect the delivery?

[coppelganger]

[ uh ]

You'll get it when you get it.

[sangsues]

Ah, you drive a hard bargain, but very well. You have my thanks, Sarah.