[ If only his life were that exciting. But he totally does not get the message here, so he... fails to dissuade her from the stunning mental imagery. No Davy Jones here, but Ray would be so much more excited if that were the case.
Maybe not. ]
Yes, shit. Cranky old pirates, kidnapping boats, scaring the piss outta other sailors.
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Maybe not. ]
Yes, shit. Cranky old pirates, kidnapping boats, scaring the piss outta other sailors.